An open and frank declaration
Quirky Me
Two coffins
0On wednesday evening, I was feeling absolutely terrible. I had a headache. I couldn’t lay on either side of my face, instead I was looking straight up in bed. It wasn’t very comfortable. It was like I was in a coffin.
Then today bright ‘n early in the morning… before I got up (because I get up much later than ‘early’ on saturdays) I totally wrenched a back muscle. I didn’t want to move. It felt like a coffin again. I just had a nap but I couldn’t rest because ya, again, comfortable positions triggered pain so I took the tried and true coffin pose and laid there for a while.
Two minor things paralyze me to the point of short-term immobility which is like being imprisoned for a coffin. Thankfully its not a very long sentence. I think I got out with good behavior.
Third bizarre dream. its mean
04 years ago
So I dreamed of throwing rocks around a popular pretty girl I once knew. I climbed up a super large tree next to the trampoline and from there I threw large objects but nearly missing, alternating sides while she was jumping.
When she got off, I explained that I trust my throwing skills and there was no way they would ever hit her. But she asked why I wanted to scare her. I didn’t really know, but then a mob of people grab me and threw me some in dark unfriendly place and I woke up.
Why would I want to be mean to someone? I think I was intentionally mean in my dream. I am beyond such tactics to get attention for a girl to like me. Plus i think that ship has sailed with this one female. It was more to the effect that I wanted to be disliked and i wanted to be caught.
i want misery, don't like me. meltdown
0I am tired of being treated with respect. I haven’t slept yet and it is 10am. This is a mega-rant that I probably will disagree with later. If you have any real problems, you might not want to read this because my problems shouldn’t be problems. I sorta feel like submitting this to a psychological medical journal though. I need help… or sleep. Sleep is probably cheaper. Oh sorry, back to the rant…..
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Productivity and Mornings
04 years ago
This was one of my awesome ideas. kudos to whoever made this site. I started using it a while ago, and stopped. This time I also have a little chart on my blog so you can see if I lose at life! Joe’s Goals! You can do it too.
http://www.joesgoals.com/
24-tips-becoming-early-riser I’m gonna try a couple. Maybe I’ll see if it can help. Morning exercise sounds sweet. Also just going outside for a few minutes.
Coma
0A semi-conscious coma would be nice around now.
Feed me through a tube and let me be.
K, last time I mention this crazy song. Mandy ‘ella, Chill Cello ‘ella, and good ole Digby ‘ella Also remixes…Dance ‘ella,Rock ‘ella
nerdcool
15 years ago
What is cool now?
Is it not what was nerdy 20 years ago?
Way back when, farming was cool and calculators were nerdy.
Then computers were nerdy, now they’re cool.
What’s next? Ask the nerds, they’re always in tune to what is cool in the future !
Well, some nerds. Like me 
[16:47] Sheridan: you just aren’t nerd cool like me
[16:48] Star: I guess not
[16:48] Star: I’m working on it though
[16:48] Sheridan: ya? you better
[16:48] Sheridan: nerdcool is just cool in the future
[16:48] Sheridan: i’m already cool in 2020
[16:48] Sheridan: you have to keep up
[16:48] Star: wow, that’s pretty impressive
I shave for Grandma
0I don’t shave my face for myself. I shave for my boss or potential boss. I might shave if I meet someone my age. Female… and maybe…
But there’s another one I didn’t realize had the power to make me shave. Grandma.
Here’s my scraggly weakbeard pre-grandma. I think that’d be my pirate name.
Roy Weakbeard.
So I
0I’ve been having these wacky moments of senility lately. It’s a little bit frustrating having my brain just twitch out on me. I wish this was only the first sign. I had grey hairs in junior high and also I had this episode
Sometimes I use the same object when talking about two necessarily distinct objects. The malls are far from the malls. Hmm… ya. Also I would start sentences and then just move on. So I
I would scan paragraphs and then catch a phrase that registers in my brain. Although the phrase wasn’t there. For example I just got a new CD, I was reading shacknews and then it was like I read the title of the CD somewhere when I was scanning what people were saying. Only that’s impossible, this is an obscure CD of a local musician. I search for it and it is not in this body of text. Umm so, mr. brain what’s goin on? This happens all the time. I’m reading about a sports game recap and read one of the names of somebody I know. Wait, Jimmy doesn’t play for the flames… Hmm.
So with the music one, it turns out I had a folder open to that CD directory. But it wasn’t even the active window. Bizarre. Somehow I need to harness this superpower for good. Once I do that, I will
(ok i did the last one on purpose)
Crazy Cake
1I must have used a magic recipe because the cake ended up crazy!
My plan was to bake a cake when my family was out of the house and then put it in a container and wrap the container to be placed under a tree.
It wasn’t quite as slick as I hoped.
Whatever, I’m a Christmas risk taker. Scented candles are too conservative.
Dare to… bake!
So what actually happened?
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