If you think this is weird…

you must not know bout me, you must not know but me.
I could replace anything – in a minute, matter of fact, I did – in a minute
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This week I ate sushi with a spoon, sorry chopsticks, to the left, to the left
I opened packages with a pen, sorry knife, to the left, to the left
I drank water from a bowl, sorry cup, to the left, to the left

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But it doesn’t have to be as weird
Haven’t bought an alarm clock – thanks cell phone
I forget an umbrella so out comes the hood
No bread for a sandwich, bust out a tortilla.
In the mood for some jack johnson, play some jason mraz on three quarters speed
No date for saturday night dinner, bring out the notebook.
Family not around, hmm, … fly home and see them.