I saw a toyota sedan taxi… with spinners.
I think if I had a taxi, I’d buy spinners too.
They .. spin!

My visa will not insure me for fraudulent acts of me or my household members.
-Wait, you mean if I commit fraud, you don’t insure me?
My visa will not insure me from knowingly exposing myself to risk from an act of war.
-Oh ok. Then I won’t expose myself to acts of war.

Based on my travels and ‘scene sampling’, I’ve come to a conclusion. My scene for picking up a lady would, far and away, be a coffee shop. Specifically second cup girls. Future wife, if a dashing charmer asks to buy you a skim vanilla bean latte, say yes, and then meet his mother, and don’t let him go. Deal?

Future me will be thankful that I have had this phase.
Floating with the wind can’t be done when you have strollers to push, flowers to buy and rims to spin.