I write a lot, here are some compressed thoughts in perhaps a cold shell. Its 5am, so this is what i came up without trying to sound tactful.

I have proof to prove the opposite of this, but its come up more times than not.

add one male, one female, and four cups of love remove one cup of inlove makes eleventy cups of jumbled confusion. Served hot or cold, one to two servings. Now comes with Sheridan’s sincere apologies at no extra charge

and bluntness apologies ahead of time, perhaps it should be gender neutral so swap girl/boy to suit yourself…

if your girlfriend responsibilities match the services of an escort service, guess what, you’re not a girlfriend, you just cost less.

And also, not very wise at all, just weird thought

If you have no face, I can’t talk to you very well.

and by this i mean…
I prefer to message on facebook over email because of faces. I also stick photos of people for contacts in my phone so I see their face before i make a call or answer the phone. I really struggle with audio only conversations. My criteria of who to marry has been expanded to two items. These two items now include #1 is a female, #2 has a face.