Oh, I thought I typed this up, but I hadn’t

here it is The week 7 2007 Camp Staff Story

Once upon a time

in a land where Sunset and Bigfoot reigned supreme, there was Expedia, a damsel who had no nose because in Jersey’s ultimate wide game of gory death II she fell asleep and was stepped on by a robotic scarecrow named Shuga who was searching for the secret of the Caramilk bar while singing love the Lord your God with all your heart and all your soul and all your mind because Hannigan baked some cookies in the shape of Abraham Lincoln who also resembled the notorious pig farmer Bush League, a man who once declared war on all fans of the Goonies so Gecko formed her own army and assigned Booster to booby trap Bush’s favorite hangout place, La Senza Girl but Rocket was in there for “research” and tripped on a trap and fell into a pit of fiery butterflies caught by Lulu’s cabin 5 after they were inspired by wondrous dance and song of Miss Piper, who once tought I Dunno how to fly a kite so well that she flew around the world to meet Pokey who prepared a nice warm cup of melted ice cream and sushi for the end of her trip but I Dunno was afraid of chairs especially pointy ones because they remind her of Mr Binky so she was in disguise and joined the TootToot-Smedly-Clog Circus that travelled the country side in Grandplacelandtown which also happened to be where Hammer and Ratatouille defeated a three armed bear with an inner tube that was wonderfully crafted out of chocolate by master chefs KD, Sprinkle, and Pants On Fire who plays tennis on Thursdays, the day named after our glorious female prime minister of Canada, Thor!

Long Live Thor!

PS Dawdles stabbed Lulu with a sharp popsicle stick