Flashback 8 laws

The date was November 7 2005. Attached is an old pic too.

Sheridan’s 8 laws ( Work in progress )

1. There is no defeat if there is no battle. But without a battle you will be a coward.
2. Emotions appease emotions. Fake emotions are generally good.
3. Immediacy to female peers is directly proportionate to the frequency of unibrow pluckage
4. Good isn’t good enough.
5. There IS a spoon.
6. Enjoyment is a choice.
7. If you aren’t confused, you aren’t thinking very hard.
8. Nothing isn’t not nothing, usually.
9. Angry bees make bitter honey.
10. Counting to 8 is overrated

I read #6 as Employment is a choice. Hah! True!