Camp Story #1
This is easily one of my least creative stories, but it is a giant run-on (sorry grammar teachers!) and I used all the camp staff for program and counselors (sry kitchen and maintenance
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If I had a cake, it would be lemon, which is Grit’s favorite so I would share with him but Flakes distracted me and Tarmac the lizard chewed on the box that Pea Bea decorated so she cried and ran to Manic for comfort and in her rush she spilled coconut juice on Scraper’s table while she was repairing Clench’s elbow so Clench chased down the lizard with a wrench that was invented by Sir Truxpo P. McPaulson also known as Mr. Gincho, the distant relative of Frisk who sells lizards and old stools to retired seahorses in the North Atlantic where Umbro once stole a harpoon from his sister Crikey’s kitchen but Yoko was in there wrestling Singlet for her toaster which once toasted the detached arm of Graf who happened to grow another one after he lost it feeding a shark named Airbag which is not the same Airbag who decided to fly away to visit the pineapple saleswoman, Periwinkle, and she bought two pineapples which were green, not yellow, so she exchanged them for the friendship of one Miss Knievel. But I don’t have a cake.
-Lulu
I’m pretty sure that these stories you write are the most fantastic stories ever told besides the ones from the bible. Cause those are pretty stellar. But this one comes close.